Resolved Question: In a contest of raving lunacy, who would win: Glenn Beck, Mark Williams, or Mel Gibson?

20 July 2010, 10:18 am

In his speech, the winner must include at least one racial slur or sexist remark, one reference to the end of the world (or, alternatively, the New World Order, the Federal Reserve or the Elders of Zion). Third, they must tie Obama in some way to muslim terrorists, fake birth certificates, or Reverend Wright (preferably all three). And finally, they must break down into blustering tears (i.e. a drunken stupor) at some point in their rant and say, "It's only because I care about America." Gentlemen, you may commence... Bonus points will be awarded to the most creative use of the 'N' word as in, "You might get raped by a pack of @$J*%*^%s"... Read More »

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